alaska facts

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  1. Gavin.

    Gavin. Well-Known Member
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    much like iowa i believe it is important to understand our home

    please feel free to slip any alaska facts into this thread

    - alaska is 663,300 sq. miles
    - twice the size of texas
    - michigans last national title was won before alaska even became a state (title in '48/ statehood in '59)
    - sarah palin has a house here and can see russia from it
     
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    You sit on a throne of lies.
     
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  3. Gavin.

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    only facts in this thread ess double you why tee ess
     
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  4. Even Janitor

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    95% of Alaskans live in igloos and use dogsleds as a principle means of transportation.

    Despite policies from the US government, the State of Alaska still recognizes caribou hooves as legal currency.

    The number one cause of death in Alaska is polar bear attacks followed by ice fishing accidents.

    The chief export of Alaska is beaver anus for use in artificial flavoring.
     
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  5. Cards1968

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    All the taint I've had I wouldn't exactly consider tasty. Certainly not worth killing bitches wholesale over.
     
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    Michigan basketball star Glen Rice holds the record for most points in the NCAA tournament and also smashed whorish Alaskan Sarah Palin during a trip to our great state.
     
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    Seals outnumber dogs here 6-1. They are man’s best associate, though, as they routinely eat toddlers.

    Contrary to the popular idiom, penguin meat does not “taste just like chicken”. It tastes like boiled dick.

    They official state animal of Alaska is the newt.

    There are no polar bears here in Alaska. We traded them in the 90s for a fleet of Geo Trackers, a gross of Starter jackets (Hornets, not Raiders), twelve boxes of snap bracelets, and a case of clear Pepsi.
     
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    I always liked Glen Rice. Now he has legendary status.
     
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    Gavin and I are eskimo brothers
     
  10. Gavin.

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    lets keep that between you me and your mom please
     
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    1 person per square mile population density in Alaska. Manhattan would have 16 people living there at that level.
     
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  13. FLOPJOHNSON

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    Lesbian pron seems incomplete, call me gay but I need some sausage with my smutt
     
  14. mln59

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    not sure i believe this
     
  15. Gavin.

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    In 1931, a steam ship belonging to the Hudson Bay Trading Company, Baychimo, traveled the Beaufort Sea to Alaska heavy with fur cargo and men. Captain John Cornwell didn’t expect an early winter and was caught by surprise when his ship was brought to a shuddering halt in the pack ice. A few days passed before Cornwell and his men we’re able to free the steam ship from the ice only to become lodged again only a day later. The continuous freedom and entrapment of the ship in Alaska’s icy waters continued for weeks until the Hudson Bay Trading Company sent a plane to rescue half of Cornwells men. Half of the crew remained spending the next two months trying to free the Baychimo into open waters. The crew spent most of their evenings camped on an ice embankment alongside the ship but woke one morning to find the Baychimo no where in sight. For 9 years there were reports of sightings of the Baychimo, yet none were able to catch up with the drifting ghost ship. The final sighting came in 1969, over 38 years after the steam ship broke adrift into the Beaufort Sea and continually eluded capture. To this day no one knows the fate of the Baychimo or why it could never be captured.


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    See I am the exact opposite. I don't want to see any sausage. I ONLY want tacos
     
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    It is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting in Alaska.
     
  18. Billy and Ashley Madison

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    I’m pretty sure the plural form is meese.
     

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